Bishop (suspicious): Hmm, Tiger may I ask, did you see this lorry? Bert: Well ya see… Bishop: ZIP IT BERT!!! I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU…(breathes heavily)…Tiger, did you see a lorry? Tiger (glares at Bert): No Bishop, I didn’t, Bert told me he did, I just heard a…diesel motor. (Gazes at Bert) Why didn’ u ‘help him brover? Bert: Uh well, dhere was dhis lorry an’ Tiger told me ‘o ‘ell ‘im o’ piss off an’ well I did. ‘Arry: Oh so ‘es joined dhere side af’er all, I alwaes knew ‘e was a jo’e, bu’ ‘o do dhis, wha’ is ‘is gain? (Sarcastic cackle) Dough knowin’ ‘im, da’ gi’ will probably betray dhe rest o dhem steamers fur ‘is own selfishness. That wretched unnamed black one we all hate so much. (Opens at the Smelter’s Yards around 8:40pm) Bishop: How the hell did you two allow a little pannier tank to escape, you utter morons? Tiger: Sorry sir, it’s just he had help…from a certain 08…(all eyes glare at Bert who looks nervous)…what, no not this idiot.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |